SLR on contemporary political spouses and the privilege of awakening

Former U.S. First Lady Melania Trump has been the target of a lot of criticism. In her defense, the majority of those criticisms were purely because she was the wife of former U.S. President Donald Trump – a democratically and almost globally hated figure. This is where the madness comes in. A world where Donald Trump might even have been right from a distance is a world that seems upside down. In this article by Simon Lincoln Reader, a London-based tech investor and popular columnist at BizNews, Reader takes a look at contemporary political spouses and the potential fate that may befall them, being “tied and forced into a plexiglass cube and hung in public as a ‘performance art / political statement representing a fringe group that makes up approximately 0.0000001% of the US population.’ Readers’ articles are always fresh and entertaining. This one is downright hilarious. – Nadya Swart

The problem of contemporary political spouses

By Simon Lincoln Reader *

I have always admired Melania Trump for her dignity in the face of these filthy, relentless, deeply personal and often xenophobic attacks. As you might expect, these attacks often emerged from hyper-feminist, unwashed and outraged university neighborhoods – but because they were intersectional activist-feminist, they were always excused (that’s what you call ” wake-up privilege ”). Ten years ago, my friend sat across from Melania at a dinner party in New York – sitting to her right was a sneering high-profile liberal media reporter who began to talk about how good Europe is. of the East was uncivilized. My friend told the moron that he would turn off his lights: Melania told her husband, sitting elsewhere at the table, who then approached my friend: “you are the greatest, the greatest”.

I miss Graca Michel, because unlike Jill Biden, she wasn’t running around growling, “If you don’t call me ‘Doctor Michael’, I’ll stab you.” Is Jill Biden a doctor like Anthony Fauci is a doctor? He has not seen a patient since 1967. Jill Biden was recently mutilated when critics of her husband’s rambling, curious habits and breathtaking incompetence suggested that she was responsible “for allowing him to run for office when even the ANC in South Africa can tell you. he chuckles out of the reserve. This is totally unfair: Jill Biden does not own or manage the remote that controls her husband – which is owned by WANKER Inc – the machine that belongs to the Democratic establishment club that you and I are not – and will not be. never – invited.

Here, Carrie Johnson (née Symonds) causes a similar level of irritation. She’s much more ambitious than Jill – but even though her father was editor of the terrible Independent, she doesn’t seem to understand the term ‘constitutional democracy’, or she does, but she also understands that many passengers can get on board. of climate change. pathogenic and because climate change is such a threat, we don’t have time to organize pesky things like elections or appointments on merit. Sorry. Over the weekend, Carrie reportedly expressed her admiration for British tennis sensation Emma Raducanu by comparing her to Sweden’s Greta Thunberg, which is great, because it’s like comparing Secretariat or American Pharaoh to a baboon, n ‘ is this not ?

You could argue that Carrie and Jill Biden are at least trying to leverage their positions in ways that provide more substance to otherwise miserable lives. In New Zealand, the Prime Minister’s partner is totally surrendered to it (no one even knows his name?), And, like Mr. Meghan Markle, forced to read intersectional “resources”, uh. If he said something like “Well, uh, maybe this lockdown thing is a little mental yeah” he can be assured that Open Society, his partner’s backers, will make it go away. This same fate potentially awaits MEP Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s partner. His name is Randy or Riley, and at some point in the future Randy or Riley will be kept on a leash and forced into a plexiglass cube and displayed in public as performance art / political statement representing a fringe group that represents approx. 00000001% of the American population.

With Jacob Zuma, it was difficult to understand the role of the political spouse because the political spouse could have been one of the twelve (or more) people. But Zuma would have been fair in sharing the responsibilities and the junkets – except for the poor wife he appointed keeper of the Nkandla spaza shop, who then would have had to spend every day of every week delivering orders from Khulubuse or shouting on the phone. to vendors (“Come on, Dwayne, what do you mean, there’s no more yellow polony?”) It’s not a first lady’s kind of life.

I once saw Philip May, husband of the former prime minister, eat a sandwich on his own in Victoria Station. He was no slouch – he held a leadership position in a very serious asset manager – but he didn’t care to wake up, to cry out about a perceived injustice. The best he could do, he clearly thought, was to make his wife a strong whiskey toddy in the evening and, if she could still speak after that, listen. I imagine the same goes for Helen Zille’s husband, or for Thabo Mbeki’s wife.

  • Simon Lincoln Reader works and lives in London. You can follow it on Substack.

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